Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness

NEW YORK—Millions of eyewitnesses watched in stunned horror Tuesday as light emptied from the sky, plunging the U.S. and neighboring countries into darkness. As the hours progressed, conditions only worsened.

At approximately 4:20 p.m. EST, the sun began to lower from its position in the sky in a westward trajectory, eventually disappearing below the horizon. Reports of this global emergency continued to file in from across the continent until 5:46 p.m. PST, when the entire North American mainland was officially declared dark.
From The Onion, of course.


Anonymous Rich said...

That's absurd. Everyone can plainly see that the Earth doesn't rotate at all and that it is the Sun which goes around and around. Says so in the Bible even.

5:26 PM  

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