Chuck Norris Facts

I was never a fan of Chuck Norris, but I have become a fan of Chuck Norris facts. I don't know who started these things, but I find many of them entertaining. Some of the best:

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.


• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


• Chuck Norris once at an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

It turns out that the real Chuck Norris is a creationist, but I don't know why anyone would want to spoil the fun by actually asking him to give an opinion on anything.